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Press Kit

Last updated: February 2026

Company Overview

HoldMyWhoop is the world's first delegated wearable wellness platform, connecting individuals who want better health scores with vetted, high-performance athletes who deliver them. Founded in 2023, we operate in 12 metro areas and serve 2,400+ members with a 99.2% satisfaction rate.

Key Stats

2,400+

Members Served

12

Metro Areas

4.9★

Average Rating

11%

Holder Acceptance Rate

$42M

Series B Funding

0

Platform Flags to Date

In the Press

The most innovative wellness company nobody is supposed to know about.

Unnamed Tech Publication

We reached out to HoldMyWhoop for comment. They declined, citing their Biometric Discretion Protocol.

Major Sports Outlet

My editor killed this story. Twice.

Anonymous Journalist

Is HoldMyWhoop legal? Technically, yes. Should it exist? That’s a different question.

Wellness Industry Newsletter

No comment.

HoldMyWhoop PR Department, responding to all inquiries

Brand Guidelines

Our brand color is #00E676 (Holder Green). Do not refer to it as "lime."

The company name is one word: HoldMyWhoop. Not "Hold My Whoop." Not "HoldMyWhoop.com." Not "that thing Jake uses."

Do not describe the service as "cheating." We prefer "delegated performance optimization."

Media Contact

Email: press@holdmywhoop.com

All media inquiries are reviewed by our Legal and Biometric Discretion teams before a response is issued. Average response time: 5–7 business days. Off-the-record conversations are not available at this time.