Last updated: February 2026
HoldMyWhoop is the world's first delegated wearable wellness platform, connecting individuals who want better health scores with vetted, high-performance athletes who deliver them. Founded in 2023, we operate in 12 metro areas and serve 2,400+ members with a 99.2% satisfaction rate.
2,400+
Members Served
12
Metro Areas
4.9★
Average Rating
11%
Holder Acceptance Rate
$42M
Series B Funding
0
Platform Flags to Date
“The most innovative wellness company nobody is supposed to know about.”
— Unnamed Tech Publication
“We reached out to HoldMyWhoop for comment. They declined, citing their Biometric Discretion Protocol.”
— Major Sports Outlet
“My editor killed this story. Twice.”
— Anonymous Journalist
“Is HoldMyWhoop legal? Technically, yes. Should it exist? That’s a different question.”
— Wellness Industry Newsletter
“No comment.”
— HoldMyWhoop PR Department, responding to all inquiries
Our brand color is #00E676 (Holder Green). Do not refer to it as "lime."
The company name is one word: HoldMyWhoop. Not "Hold My Whoop." Not "HoldMyWhoop.com." Not "that thing Jake uses."
Do not describe the service as "cheating." We prefer "delegated performance optimization."
Email: press@holdmywhoop.com
All media inquiries are reviewed by our Legal and Biometric Discretion teams before a response is issued. Average response time: 5–7 business days. Off-the-record conversations are not available at this time.